Noted news.

The Dutch are proving themselves to be bigger men. Arno & Timon already know I look up to them, I hope.

Nutjobs take cruises too. I'm stunned that an American living in NYC can think a suicide bomber at the UN would be desirable. Can you imagine being so detached from reality? Or are my peers detached? Could we tell?

Bunkers are for sale in Germany. I think a few people from the cruise will be buying them to hide in.

And finally, I missed this year's Munich Chili Cookoff. Scheiße.