Keeping America safe from toothpaste.
So in the past 2 flights, I've had two of the 4oz bottles of toothpaste confiscated at airport checkpoints. Obviously, there was a memo last week that went out to look for those; they slid right through for the past 6 weeks. I'm ready for the next scheme to involve something else suspicious, so that way my toothpaste is no longer a threat to democracy.

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