Creepy Church Billboards
One of the mega-churches up in Williamson County has littered Austin with billboards containing 'superstar' photos of their pastors on it.
That same picture is used on their website (along with lots of other photos of white people) so I figured I'd make a record of it here.
There's just something about their ultra-brite perfectly aligned white smiles and somewhat too-perfectly adjusted eyebrows that makes the hairs on the back of my neck start to tingle. And what kind of name is Champion?
The pod people are gathering, just north of Austin. And they have billboards. And they're eerie.
Yeah, I saw that photo too! They have a little ad that pops up on the Movie Screen at Tinsletown Cinema in Pflugerville pre-movie. It scared the living daylights out of me. I guess if you find God, you find bleach for your teeth.
Just what I thought. Great advert for toothpaste.