Guess who was coming home for Mother's day?
These dirty socks and legs belong to Ethan Hawke who was coming home to Austin for mother's day. He sat in the row in front of me and read a script. He wasn't very entertaining, and I think he drooled on the armrest.
Dear Sir
Your Web site depicts a dead cartoon body in a violent manner or position:
http://www.realaustinman.com/images/crime_scene2.html
We are writing to request that you remove this violent content toward that poor sweet innocent girl (and Ethan) on your Web site.
We have the pleasure of including a link for you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawsuit
We are of the opinion that your website should be banned due to the fact it claims to originate from Austin (no relation to Morris although strictly still part of BMC). This 'ain't cool'.
Yours
Ethan Hawke
Shotgun, Bastard & Dribble Solicitors
Ps: Really